If I win, I will give a whole lot of money to St. Jude and never wear clothes again. When I feel good I take off all my clothes.
Most people don't know how to handle that much money. You are going to need some help, so here's some tips for you from me. I'm an expert you know.
1. Hold on to your ticket and sign it. That's what they say anyway.
2. Before you do anything get an attorney.
3. Be quiet about it.
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