Today is the Mega Millions Drawings

If I win, I will give a whole lot of money to St. Jude and never wear clothes again.   When I feel good I take off all my clothes.

Most people don't know how to handle that much money. You are going to need some help, so here's some tips for you from me. I'm an expert you know.

1. Hold on to your ticket and sign it. That's what they say anyway.

2. Before you do anything get an attorney.

3. Be quiet about it.

Click this link to find out more tips.

Britain Has Balls: National Lottery Photocall LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 24: Actress Gemma Arterton poses with giant lottery balls as she launches 'The National Lottery's Britain Has Balls Tour' at London Bridge Studios on February 24, 2010 in London, England. Over the next six weeks the tour will visit many of the projects across the UK that have received Lottery funding over the last 15 years. (Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images)

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